Important Red Carpet Fashion News: Ladyflower Gowns Are Happening

Have you been looking for a slapdash, barely there red carpet* gown that, in every possible sense, makes a focal point of your vagina? Well, here it is! Actress and regular outlandish clotheshorse Bai Ling showed up at the premiere of her new movie The Key last week in the above fashion masterpiece (and, somehow, photos of her look went unnoticed until E! Online caught them last night).

As if modeling the result of a Project Runway challenge in which designers were forced to create a look while blindfolded from the furnishings of a cheesy '70s burlesque club, Ling wore a roughly cut band of sequined fabric across her breasts (and as a choker), a lacy black mullet skirt, a laser-cut something — and a literal ladyflower positioned over her ladyparts. In what's either a clever promotional tie-in to the movie in question, or simply because she doesn't have a clutch purse, she wore a house key as a necklace. She did not, however, wear any underwear. When Coco Chanel said a lady should always take off one accessory before leaving the house, she didn't mean panties. But oh well.

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